Teacher's Day Skit -Comedy (Gabbar Singh Ki Class) Part 1

This is a comedy skit which I wrote to be performed by students on Teacher’s day. The skit is extremely humorous which takes place in classroom in which different actors  (mostly from the evergreen movie Sholay),  singers (to give melodious touch to play), political leaders etc. are shown attending the class of Asrani (Angrezo ke jamaane ke jailor) and finally of Gabbar Singh. It has got message in humour and the skit finally concludes with a song dedicated to Teachers on the Tune of “Yeh Dosti Hum na Todenge” (Sholay).  

(Scene 1 )

As the curtain opens , empty classroom is seen. The first two students to enter are Jay (tall and slim ) and Veeru (short – healthy) singing the song “YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI CHODENGE , CHODENGE SAB MAGAR..” (As they enters , they stop with a jerk)

Veeru : “Jay , class mein to koi nahi hai”       (Jay , there is no one in the class )

Jay : (in poetic mood) “Bus main aur meri Tanhai ..aksar akele mein baate karte hain..” (Just me and my loneliness, often we talk to each other)

Veeru :(unable to understand the poetry thinks that Jay needs counselor) “Too fir Doctor ke paas kyun nahi jata ”  (Then why don’t you visit a Doctor )

Jay : “Oh You..dont have any poetic sense”

Veeru “ Poetry chor ..We are ChhoR ! chal khaali classroom ka faida uthate hain”

(Oh! Leave poetry..we are Thieves ! Let’s take the advantage of empty classroom” )

Jay : “Mujhe bhi neend aa rahi hai , chal so jaate hain” (I too feeling sleepy. Let’s sleep)

Veeru : “Nahi.. balki main to soch raha hun cupboard se Toffiya chura ke bhag chalte hain

(No..instead I feel that we should take the Toffees from the cupboard and run away)

Jay : “Nahi , Sote hain” (No , let’s sleep)

Veeru: “Nahi , toffee lekar bhag chalte hain” (No , let’s take the toffees and run)

Jay :”Let’s Toss”

Veeru:”OK Jay, let’s Toss”

Jay : “Heads to Soyenge, Tails to Bhaag challenge” (Head we will sleep, Tails-Run away)

Veeru : “Aaj to jaroor Tail aayega” (This time definitely Tail will come)

Jay : “Head ! Let’s sleep” (Jay smiles at audience while  Veeru moves angrily to his chair) “Ye tail aata kyun nahi hai”  (Why Tail never comes?)

Both take their seat and sleeps
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(3rd Char )As both goes to sleep, cracking laughter fills the air ; enters Siddhu

Siddhu : “Oye Baadshahon ! Aaram farma rahe ho Guru” ( Oye Badshaho ! Taking nap in class, Guroo  ) then he faces audience

SIDDHU :  Main kehta hoon YAARA , Nidra ek aisa nasha hai , jitna lo utna kam hai.  Isliye naa to main khud sota hun aur naa hi apni bak-bak se kisi ko sone deta hoon. ..Thoko Taali.”

(I say friends , sleep is just like a wine. More you take, more you feel like taking it. That’s why neither I sleep nor I let anybody sleep by my incredible talent of talking continuously..THOKO TAALI )

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(Next Student to enter is SACHIN the World's Greatest Batsman)
SACHIN : (In sharp voice) “May I come in , sir…..May I come in sir”

SIDDHU : “Oye aa jaa beta aa ja ! Balla laya hai ? Let’s play Cricket”

(Oh come boy come ! Have you brought the bat ? Let’s play Cricket)

(both moves at the back and starts playing cricket )

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(5th Character – Laloo , the renowned politician from Bihar)Laloo enters and finds Jay and Veeru sleeping on his chair (politicians are very possessive about their Chair)

LALOO : Arey ! Uthieye ,ee humari kursi hai..” (Arey, get up . This is my seat)

LALOO : Arey, YEH TO AISE SO GAYA JAISE KOI  CHAARA BECH KE SOTA HAI !    Lagta hai humari kursi gayi “

 (Oh ! they are sleeping as if someone sleeps after selling whole cattlefeed. It seems I lost my seat) And sits behind them

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(6th Character - Sambha the peon, (Spy of Gabbar) enters with a camera in his hand and looks all around and seeing both sleeping takes out camera to take their snaps . But Veeru gets up and catch hold of him.

Veeru : “Too Aaj haath aya hai …aaj nahi chorunga “    (Today , i will not leave you)

JASOOS: “Chor de mujhe badmash, chor de “               (Leave me scoundrel, leave me)

(7th character : THAKUR ENTERS (Monitor of the class)

Thakur enters : “Chod do use”        (Leave him !)

Veeru : “Nahi chorunga”                  (No )

Thakur : “ Main kehta hun chor do”  (I am saying leave  him)

                   (VEERU LEAVES SAMBHA)

SAMBHA: “Ao Thakur Aao . To inhe laye ho tum Gabbar ki class mein padne ke liye”

Thakur : “Chale jao yahan se”

SAMBHA : “Jaata hun Thakur Jaata hun. Agar  Gabbar ko pata chala , ki uske students class mein sote hain to BAHUT BURA HOGA THAKUR BAHUT BURA HOGA

Thakur : “Everybody come to your Seat ! I don’t want my study suffer due to anybody”

(All sits)
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(8^th Character – Madamji and 9^th Char- Mr. Mannu )

Madamji : “Kya mey aandar aaa saaktee  hu ”

Siddhu : “Aapki tareef mohtarma ?”

Madamji : “Main Bharat ki beti hoon , main Bharatiye naaari hun”

Siddhu : “Oye chaa gaye ! aap ka swagat hai”

(with her entered a Small man with turban- Mr. Mannu with finger on his mouth)

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(10th character- Rancho enters with his smartphone)JAB LIFE HO OUT OF CONTROL ,SEETI BAJA KE BOL …

RANCHO Enters : “ ALL IS WELL…ALL is WELL ! ”

Laloo : “Bhaat happened.. ?”

Rancho : “Mera NET naa aye ,NET na aye...Naa jane kahan connection kho gaya, Naa jane kahan connection kho gaya”

Laloo : “Yeh kaun sa mareej hai?”
Siddhu : “Ye hai Internet ka mareej.. ‘Aaj ka baccha OXYGEN ke bina to rah lega par Internet ki bina nahi”

Rancho totally lost in his phone and sits .
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(11th character - Reshamia)

RESHAMIA : ‘Agar sab aa gaye hain to main bhi aa jata hun. Everybody Get Up ..Lets Rock ! (and starts singing on the tune of Mehbooba Mehbooba from Sholay)

“MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA  Huuu hooo ,

FACEBOOk pe log milte hain, Ghanto Chat karte hain,

Koi kaam na ye karte hain, Aur sab mujhse kehte hain..

Too bhi Dooba, hooooo

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(12th character - Asrani- The Angrezo ke jamaane ke Teacher )

[Asrani Enters From Behind , Everyone sits quickly while Reshamia lost in his song]HUU HOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOO

 Asrani takes out his Stick and give him a tight blow (not in actual, of course )

   AAAaaaaaahhhh !”

(Continued in Part 2)