(Scene 1 )
As the curtain opens , empty classroom is seen. The first
two students to enter are Jay (tall
and slim ) and Veeru (short –
healthy) singing the song “YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI CHODENGE , CHODENGE SAB MAGAR..”
(As they enters , they stop with a jerk)
Veeru : “Jay , class mein to koi nahi hai” (Jay , there is no one in the class )
Jay : (in poetic mood) “Bus main aur meri Tanhai
..aksar akele mein baate karte hain..” (Just
me and my loneliness, often we talk to each other)
Veeru :(unable to understand the poetry thinks that Jay
needs counselor) “Too fir Doctor ke paas kyun nahi jata ” (Then
why don’t you visit a Doctor )
Jay : “Oh You..dont have any poetic sense”
Veeru “ Poetry chor ..We are ChhoR ! chal khaali classroom ka faida uthate hain”
(Oh! Leave poetry..we are Thieves ! Let’s take the advantage of empty classroom” )
Jay : “Mujhe bhi neend aa rahi hai , chal so jaate hain” (I too feeling sleepy. Let’s sleep)
Veeru : “Nahi.. balki main to soch raha hun cupboard se Toffiya chura ke bhag chalte hain
(No..instead I feel that we should take the Toffees from the cupboard and run away)
Jay : “Nahi , Sote hain” (No , let’s sleep)
Veeru: “Nahi , toffee lekar bhag chalte hain” (No , let’s take the toffees and run)
Jay :”Let’s Toss”
Veeru:”OK Jay, let’s Toss”
Jay : “Heads to Soyenge, Tails to Bhaag challenge” (Head we will sleep, Tails-Run away)
Veeru : “Aaj to jaroor Tail aayega” (This time definitely Tail will come)
Jay : “Head ! Let’s sleep” (Jay smiles at audience while Veeru moves angrily to his chair) “Ye tail aata kyun nahi hai” (Why Tail never comes?)
Both take their seat and sleeps
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(3rd Char
)As both goes to sleep, cracking laughter fills the air ; enters Siddhu
Siddhu : “Oye
Baadshahon ! Aaram farma rahe ho Guru” ( Oye Badshaho ! Taking nap in class,
Guroo ) then he faces audience
SIDDHU :
Main kehta hoon YAARA , Nidra ek aisa nasha hai , jitna lo utna kam hai.
Isliye naa to main khud sota hun aur naa hi apni bak-bak se kisi ko sone deta
hoon. ..Thoko Taali.”
(I say
friends , sleep is just like a wine. More you take, more you feel like taking
it. That’s why neither I sleep nor I let anybody sleep by my incredible talent
of talking continuously..THOKO TAALI )
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(Next Student to enter is SACHIN the World's Greatest Batsman)
SACHIN : (In sharp voice) “May I come in , sir…..May I come in sir”
SACHIN : (In sharp voice) “May I come in , sir…..May I come in sir”
SIDDHU : “Oye aa
jaa beta aa ja ! Balla laya hai ? Let’s play Cricket”
(Oh
come boy come ! Have you brought the bat ? Let’s play Cricket)
(both
moves at the back and starts playing cricket )
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(5th
Character – Laloo , the renowned politician from Bihar)Laloo
enters and finds Jay and Veeru sleeping on his chair (politicians are very
possessive about their Chair)
LALOO : Arey ! Uthieye ,ee humari kursi hai..” (Arey, get up . This
is my seat)
LALOO : Arey, YEH TO AISE SO GAYA JAISE KOI CHAARA BECH KE SOTA HAI ! Lagta hai humari kursi gayi “
(Oh
! they are sleeping as if someone sleeps after selling whole cattlefeed. It
seems I lost my seat) And sits behind them
(6th
Character - Sambha the peon, (Spy of Gabbar) enters
with a camera in his hand and looks all around and seeing both sleeping takes out camera to take their
snaps . But Veeru gets up and catch hold of him.
Veeru : “Too Aaj
haath aya hai …aaj nahi chorunga “ (Today , i will not leave you)
JASOOS: “Chor de
mujhe badmash, chor de “
(Leave me scoundrel, leave me)
(7th
character : THAKUR ENTERS (Monitor of the class)
Thakur enters :
“Chod do use” (Leave him !)
Veeru : “Nahi
chorunga” (No )
Thakur : “
Main kehta hun chor do” (I am saying leave him)
(VEERU
LEAVES SAMBHA)
SAMBHA:
“Ao Thakur Aao . To inhe laye ho tum Gabbar ki class mein padne ke liye”Thakur : “Chale jao yahan se”
SAMBHA :
“Jaata hun Thakur Jaata hun. Agar Gabbar ko pata chala , ki uske students
class mein sote hain to BAHUT BURA HOGA THAKUR BAHUT BURA HOGA
Thakur : “Everybody
come to your Seat ! I don’t want my study suffer due to anybody”
(All sits)
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Madamji : “Kya mey aandar aaa saaktee hu ”
Siddhu : “Aapki tareef mohtarma ?”
Madamji : “Main Bharat ki beti hoon , main Bharatiye naaari hun”
Siddhu : “Oye chaa gaye ! aap ka swagat hai”
(with her entered a
Small man with turban- Mr. Mannu with finger on his mouth)
(10th character- Rancho enters with his smartphone)JAB LIFE HO
OUT OF CONTROL ,SEETI BAJA KE BOL …
RANCHO Enters : “ ALL IS WELL…ALL is WELL ! ”
Laloo : “Bhaat happened.. ?”
Laloo : “Yeh
kaun sa mareej hai?”
Siddhu : “Ye hai Internet ka mareej.. ‘Aaj ka baccha OXYGEN ke bina to rah lega par Internet ki bina nahi”
Siddhu : “Ye hai Internet ka mareej.. ‘Aaj ka baccha OXYGEN ke bina to rah lega par Internet ki bina nahi”
Rancho
totally lost in his phone and sits .
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RESHAMIA : ‘Agar sab aa gaye hain to
main bhi aa jata hun. Everybody Get Up ..Lets Rock ! (and starts singing on the tune of Mehbooba Mehbooba from Sholay)
“MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA MAIN DOOBA Huuu hooo ,
Koi kaam na ye karte hain, Aur sab
mujhse kehte hain..
Too bhi Dooba, hooooo
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(12th character - Asrani- The Angrezo ke jamaane ke Teacher )
[Asrani Enters From Behind , Everyone sits quickly while Reshamia lost in his song]
HUU HOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOO
HUU HOOO HOOOO HOOO HOOO
Asrani takes out his Stick and give him a tight blow (not in actual, of course )
AAAaaaaaahhhh !”
(Continued in Part 2)
