JAILOR : ha
ha .. Main angrezo ke jamaane ka Jailor thaa..Lekin jab unhone desh chhoda to maine bhi jail chhod dee. Now I am English Teacher but still a jailor from heart. Ha Ha ! EVERY BODY
ATTENTION. I SAY ATTENTION !
[every body
attention , Jay Sleeping} I say get up !
SACHIN : Ay ..Ay get up get up . (in a
very feeble voice)
VEERU : Uth Jai,
Uth Jai!
MADAM ji: “Ye to aise so raha hai
jaise Mere Bhaashaan se log so te hain ..”
MANNU : “Sahi kaha madamji” (and again put his
finger back on his mouth)
SIDDHU AREY Reshamia , UTHA AINU.
RESHAMIA : (starts singing on the tune of "Samjho na Kuch to samjho na " )
“O Saathiya re , O Shahenshah re ,O Kaaliya Re,
“O Saathiya re , O Shahenshah re ,O Kaaliya Re,
Samjho na ,
Kuch to Samjho Na.
Ye jo pal tum gaway , laut ke fir naa aye,
Yun jo Sota rah
jaye , yahi class tu doh ray
Samjho na,
kuch to samjho na…Samjho Na.Kuch tooooooo Samjho Na.”
Jay started snoring
Laloo : “Eee ab aise naahi baa uthega ..
Jao Ek gilas bhaatar (water) lekar aao”
Sachin brings
and Lalloo splash the water on Jay’s face.
{ Jay wakes up with a jump ,looks here
& there & seeing jailor
immediately stands in salute }
JAILOR : OH OH SALUTE ! FIRST SLEEPING NOW
SALUTE ! You will not change. WHEN I
HAVE NOT CHANGED THEN WHAT YOU WILL CHANGE
HOGE !”
{ Jai standing in salute }
JAILOR(ASRANI )TURNS BACK : Adhey murga ban jao.{ every body see
each other} Adhey nikal jao. Baaki baith
jao. {Everybody sits}
JAILOR : Everybody take out your Test
Copy.
JAY : “Humne to pahle hi nikaal rakhi hai”
{Everybody
takes out and start writing}
JAILOR :-Write the scene of Assassination of Julius Caesar ! (and goes to sleep)
[NARRATOR:- Ye angrezo ke jamane ke
teacher to Nidra mein chale gaye . Aaiye hum dekhe ki baki ke patra kya kar rahe
hain .
Jay poori tayari se likh rahe hain,
Reshamia ro-ro kar likh rahe hain, Thakur apne muh me pen dabakar bahut teji
se likh rahe hain, Laloo pata nahi likhne ke bajaye chakki kyun chalr rahe
hain, Sidhu apni kursi par uchal uchal kar likh rahe hain , Rancho abhi apne Facebook
mein Account hi bana rahe hain, Madamji Mannu ki copy mein jawab talash rahi
hain , aur Sambha sabko dekh raha hai ]
Suddenly
Veeru gets up , takes out his shoes and shakes over his head and dozens of
chits fall down from his shoe. He quickly searches the right piece , copies
the whole answer and put them back. Sambha
takes his mobile phone
out and clicks everything and moves secretly towards JAILOR who was sleeping}
Sambha
reaches to Jailors’ ear and speak
something )
JAILOR wakes
up with Jerk : AAAAAAA ….. (First frightened ) Aaaaooooo… (Acts like nothing happened and smiles Sambha
whispers something in his ears )
JAILOR :
Cheating..? Hamare class mein Cheating !(Sambha shows him the pic in his mobile)
JAILOR: Purchiyaan…? Humaare class
mein Purchiyaan !
HUMARE JASOOS
CLASS KE KONE –KONE MAIN FAILE HUEN HAIN.
If anybody cheats ,he can’t escape.(MOVES
to VEERU and give him a WHIP)
ALL
CHARACTERS STOP AT THEIR POSITION WHEN A VOICE OF BIG BOSS IS HEARD :
“HAMARA SHOW KISI BHI PRAKAR KI HINSA
KO BADAWA NAHI DETA. YE MATRA MANORANJAN KE LIYE HAI” (Everybody looks here and there to know
from where the voice was coming)
Siddhu :
“NAKAL KARKE PAAS SE BEHTAR , FAIL TOO HO JA,
APNI AKAL PAR BHAROSA
KAR , AUR CHAIN SE SO JAA “
Veeru : “I am
sorry !”
JAILOR : Okay ! Now Stop writing everybody.
Jay : “Humne to pahle hi band kar di hai”
JAILOR Listens :Achaaaa ! Jara batao to
Julius Caesar kaun tha (in very singing tone )
(Jay gets up, leans forward and put his one hand on his waist and starts)
(Jay gets up, leans forward and put his one hand on his waist and starts)
Jay : “See …..Julius Caesar Rome ka MAHAAN SHAHENSHAH tha , SHAHENSHAH..aur Brutus uska DESH-PREMI dost tha. Magar unke is
YAARANA ke beech mein Cassius ne CHUPKE- CHUPKE DEEWAR khadi kar di aur usko
MAJBOOR kar diya ki wo apne dost ke seene mein TRISHOOL ghop de so that wo khud Rome ka DON ban jaye..
(English version :Jay : “See …..Julius Caesar was a MAHAAN SHAHENSHAH of Rome , SHAHENSHAH..and Brutus was his DESH-PREMI friend.. But Cassius conspired against him CHUPKE CHUPKE and raised DEEWAR between their YAARANA ... and made Brutus MAJBOOR and made him stab TRISHOOL to Caesar so that he himself becomes DON of Rome..)
Magar ye ho na saka..kyunki uske ek NAMAK
HALAL sewak Antony ne kaha…” (then looks all around)
Sachin: “Usne kya kaha , batao na ?”
Jay : “Usne kaha”
Veeru : “Kya Jay Kya ?”
Jay : “He tells … MEN, ROMANS, COUNTRY MEN
ruler ho to Caesar jaisa ho nahi to na ho !” (for a moment silence thenEVERYBODY CLAPS.)
Jailor :(Smiles ):-Good ! Reshamia … Tum batao..what were the last words of Caesar ”
Jailor :(Smiles ):-Good ! Reshamia … Tum batao..what were the last words of Caesar ”
Reshamia :”Music Please…(and starts singing on the tune of Jhalak Dikhla jaa)
Et tu Brutus ! Et tu Brutus !
Aisa kyun kiya toone , kyun kiya toone , Broootus !
(ek baar aaja aaja , aajaa aajaaa , aaaa jaaa)
Cassius par mujhko toh shaq tha ,
Magar too to Brutus mera dost tha
Cassius par mujhko shaq tha ,
But too to Brutus mera dost tha
Hai Maar Daala ! Kya kar Daala
Aisa kyun kiya toone , kyun kiya toone , Broootus !
(jailor starts dancing )
Caesar must die , Caesar must die…Caesar must die , Caesar must die ..”
(Every body wipe their tears )
Rancho: *Smiling*
JAILOR: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
JAILOR: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
JAILOR: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
JAILOR: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho?
Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai.
JAILOR: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post?
Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir.
JAILOR: Can you please elaborate?
Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like!
Comment-Like... Comment-Like
JAILOR: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like...
Hey Mannu tum batao,
Mannu : Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post...
JAILOR: Excellent!
Rancho- Sir main bhi to yahi keh raha tha
(and sits with sad face)
Jailor : “LaLoo ! You tell me “3 advantages of
NET ?”
Laloo : “NET has many advantages ;
Laloo : “NET has many advantages ;
NET hame Malaria
se bacha ta hai
Subhe agar
NET ka istemaal kare to Dengue se bacha
ta hai
Mosquito coil
aur Vaporizer ke paise bhi bachata hai
Madamji “Oh No Laloo ji ! NET matlab Internet not Mosquito Net ! Ye ek aisa jaal hai jo hume poori duniya se jodta hai
Madamji “Oh No Laloo ji ! NET matlab Internet not Mosquito Net ! Ye ek aisa jaal hai jo hume poori duniya se jodta hai
Veeru : “Poori duniya se jodne wala net kya
hame apno se bhi jodta hai ? Kyunki APNE TO APNE HOTE HAIN”
(Jailor moves back and turns towards audience : )
Jailor :
Bilkul sahi kaha .,aaj hum duniya ke kisi bhi kone mein apna msg ek pal me bhej
sakte hain , kisi se bhi baat kar sakte hain aur kisi ko bhi dekh sakte
hain…aur shayad yahi wajah hai ki ab hamein kisi ki chitti ka intejaar nahi
rahta ! Faasle to kam hue magar Dooriyan bad gayi .
Aaplog is par
vichar kariye aur kahin mat jayiye kyunki shuru hone waali hai GABBAR KI CLASS.
(Jailor takes
the copy and march past towards exit)
(continued...) Click the link :-
Gabbar ki Class Part 3
http://sumonto-sumonto.blogspot.in/2017/08/gabbar-ki-class-part-3-curtain-opens.html
