Teacher's Day Skit -Comedy (Gabbar Singh Ki Class) Part 4

Teacher's Day Skit -Comedy (Gabbar Singh Ki Class) Part 4

Gabbar  stares at him ..

GABBAR : Tum Copy collect karogey ? Achaa  ! Hey Hey ..karo ..

(Thakur moves towards Veeru ,Veeru is shaking with fear, Thakur bends down, Veeru keep the copy on Thakur’s back, then to Jay, Laloo calls “aah .. aah… “ Thakur looks angrily .Laloo keeps the copy and says “Ja Ja”, Sambha jumps and keep the copy in such a way that Thakur almost pushed down Thakur looks angrily, moves to Reshamia, to Siddhu “

Siddhu : “Arey yeh to who baat ho gayi ..”

(Thakur stares, Siddhu :- Koi  baat nahi hui jee 

GABBAR : "Wah Thakur , yeh peeth nahi , chalta phirta tabul hai.. Yeh tabul mujhe de de…"

THAKUR : "NAII"

GABBAR : "This time I was just joking..He  He.."

GABBAR : "Now I will call Sachin, Laloo and Veeru u too"

VEERU : "U too .. but we are three .."

SACHIN: “(Happily)Are you giving something ? ”

GABBAR : “Yes , Punishment ! HaHa Ha”

VEERU :  Punishment … kyun  Punishment..?

Gabbar : Kyunki tum cupboard se toffiyan churate ho…Sambha ko maarte ho..aur Cheating bhi karte ho .. AAA thooo !

Veeru : But how do you know all these ?

Gabbar : Wo dekho ..(and points at the top) CCTV Camera ..  UPAR WALA SAB DEKHTA HAI ...Haha Haha

Veeru : Maa kasam…if I get the person who made the Camera …

Thakur : Veeeru..

Lalloo :Par Hamu ka kiye ?

Gabbar : Tum se Net pucho to Mosquito Net bolte ho … Aaa Thoo . Tumhe kabhi Naukri nahi mil sakti ..

Lalloo : Arey , mujhe to naukri mil bhi gayi hai..EEe dekho Bill Gates ki chitti..

Gabbar : “Hayinnn.. Angreji mein likha hai. Kaun padega ise ?”

Mannu : Madamji

Madamji“Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Sachin : “Aai Laaa ! Ye to Dressing Room mein hi Out ho gaya”

Lalloo :Are hum samjhate hain..

  

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad    Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet            aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement            humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance       ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee No phone call       phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

 shall be entertained        bahut khaatir kee jayegi 
Thanks                           apkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad 
Bill Gates                     Tohar Bilva

GABBAR: “Iski saza milegi..baraabar milegi !

Veeru : Koun si saja ?

GABBAR: I will give you, I will give you PUCHHY..

Everybody starts feeling happy

SAMBHA : Jaida khush mat ho.. Pehle bhi jab hum log achaa daaka maar ke aate they to yeh khush hokar hum logo ko aisa puchhy deta tha kee hum log 2 din tak behosh rahte they.. Achcha khasa business chaupat ho gaya.. Bhooke marne ki naubat aa gayi to khudh hi police ko phone kar diya…Gabbar to wahan bhi question pooch pooch kar Teacher ban gaya, lekin humlog..

Sachin :-No don't give puchhy..beat us.. kick us.. Make us Murga..Dont give Pucchy..

GABBAR : “You three come here. Now you will play Musical Chair .JO Haar gaya, samjho mar gaya! Par pehle hum jara kursi ghumai dete hain “

(GABBAR ROTATES and Reshamia singing  “Jara Ghoom Ghoom Jara Ghoom Ghoom “)

Haan , ab theek hai..ab theek hai. Ab ispar kaun bathega aur kaun nahi ..mujhe kuch nahi pata, KUCH NAHI PATA

(“Yes , now it is OK, Yes now it is OK , now who will sit here who will not I don’t know anything , I don’t know anything”)

“Now Start (Each starts to run  around the chair”)  RESHAMIA SING"

Reshamia : "Seat pe aaaja  Seat pe aaja .. Jaldi se aja aja aja aja aaaaaa ja "

“Stop”

Sachin sits : and returns back happily “are Mai bach gaya rey” Reshamia crying & Laloo panting

Gabbar : “Yeh Bachgaya. Now again Start …………………………………………………………………..Stop : ”

Reshamia :                  (sings in the tune of Aashiq banaya)

"kursi ghumaya kursi ghumaya kursi ghumaya aaapne , 

sachin ko bin daudaya, 

ho veeru ko bhi dauraya,

 Laloo ko bhi daudaya aapne "

Veeru sits , Laloo is more puffed:

Gabbar :”Yeh bhi bachgaya”

“Now what will happen to you Lalooji ?”

Laloo (tiredly)“Sir, I hab asked you question of 50 km per hawar “

Gabbar : “Now you also run at 50 km/hr. Start :”(Laloo again runs alone )Stop !”

Laloo sits immediately

Gabbar : “Arey yeh bhi bach gaya. Kamaal hogaya . Teeno Bach gaye..teeno bach gaye.. TEACHERS DAY KAB HAI, KAB HAI... TEACHERS DAY

Siddhu : “Arey Guru ,Today is only TEACHERS DAY. Yeh to wohi baat ho gayi .. today is Teacher's day and asking when is Teacher's day”

Gabbar : “Arey call every body , let’s sing song for our parents and Teachers

(All stand in group and sings at the tune of YEH DOSTI HUM NAHI CHODHENGE ..)

 

“ YEH  VISHWAAS HUM NAHIN  TODENGE, BHOOLENGE SAB MAGAR TERI BAAT NA BHOOLENGE”

TERI JEET KE LIYE APNA TAN, APNA MAN  KAR DE SAB QURBAAN

TERI HUR UMEEDO KO POORA KARE AB HUM YEH HAI SIRF ARMAAN

JEE BHAR KE PARENGE , SABSE AAGE KARENGE HUM SAB APKA NAAM

“ YEH  VISHWAAS HUM NAHIN  TODENGE, BHOOLENGE SAB MAGAR TERI BAAT NA BHOOLENGE”

(CURTAINS CLOSES )